Bill Buchanan: You have no idea what you're dealing with you little ass kisser!
Martha Logan: What is your first name, Agent Adams?
Justin Adams: Justin, ma'am.
Martha Logan: You don't have much personality, do you, Justin?
Ross: Hey, whaddya got? Little voice-over-IP goin' on there?
Chloe: Please leave me alone.
Ross: No, seriously, I can help. I know a way for you to get some free bandwidth.
Chloe: Sit down!
[Examining her laptop]
Ross: Wow, nice piece. Never seen one of these before. What is that?
Chloe: [zaps him with a stun-gun, knocking him out] A CTU Series 4.
President Charles Logan: I don't see where any of this becomes your business, Mike.
Mike Novick: I'll tell you where, Mr. President. I'm your Chief of Staff - if there's something going on that I don't know about that involves national security, it is my business.
President Charles Logan: This isn't national security, Mike - it's our marriage.