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The Official Rare Exports Inc. Safety Instructions 2005 (2005)

In this sequel to 'Rare Exports Inc' we are shown the horrendous results of abusing Father Christmas.

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In this sequel to 'Rare Exports Inc' we are shown the horrendous results of abusing Father Christmas.

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Dozens of Father Christmases were hurt badly in the filming of the Rare Exports Safety Instructions. See more »

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Followed by Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale (2010) See more »

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26 December 2014 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

In this sequel to 'Rare Exports Inc' we are shown the horrendous results of abusing Father Christmas.

As a sequel to the first short film we get a second short film, again presented in the informational "nature video" style. This time we see the life of Father Christmas after he is shipped out, and when those delivering him do not follow the simple instructions. This is rather hilarious, and far more horror-themed than the first installment.

It does raise some questions, though. As the film seems to suggest this is a "trained" Father Christmas, how can they be sent out if these infractions make them go berserk? Certainly in malls they may avoid smoking and drinking, possibly even cursing... but loud noise? These guys would not last one day.


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