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The Official Rare Exports Inc. Safety Instructions 2005 (2005)

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In this sequel to 'Rare Exports Inc' we are shown the horrendous results of abusing Father Christmas.

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In this sequel to 'Rare Exports Inc' we are shown the horrendous results of abusing Father Christmas.

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Misbehavior Will End


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Fun Sequel Delivering the Rules
10 February 2011 | by (Louisville, KY) – See all my reviews

Official Rare Exports Inc. Safety Instructions 2005, The (2005)

*** (out of 4)

Fun sequel to RARE EXPORTS, INC. has seven Father Christmas' being shipped across the world only to eventually kill humans. This safety video was put out by the company so that people will learn what they can do when Father Christmas is present. The things to avoid doing include smoking, drinking and being rude. If you want to survive an encounter with Father Christmas then it's important to have some gingerbread cookies on hand. Director Helander's sequel to his now cult film is certainly a worthy followup and an all-around smart film in terms of the way it goes for the comedy. Whereas the first movie played out like an instructional video or some documentary you'd see about hunting, this one plays out like those incredibly silly safety videos everyone has been forced to watch at some point in their lives. I really loved the way the film showed silly stuff being done including a very funny sequence where you must try and play dead to avoid an attack. The silly nature of the film is perfectly brought to life with the dead-serious narration that once again really packs a wonderful punch and makes the film come to life. The entire ten-minutes are full of wonderful gags and the technical quality is extremely high.


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