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In this sequel to 'Rare Exports Inc' we are shown the horrendous results of abusing Father Christmas.

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In this sequel to 'Rare Exports Inc' we are shown the horrendous results of abusing Father Christmas.

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Misbehavior Will End


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This motion picture is protected under the laws of Finland and other countries. Unauthorized duplication, distribution or exhibition may result to criminal prosecution and unhappy Christmas. See more »

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Rare "Dumb Comedy" Gem.
2 February 2012 | by (Valhalla) – See all my reviews

Apparently With All The New Father Christmases Around People Need To Be Taught How To Behave Around One, This Is Fantastic At Being One Of The Dumbest Movies Anyone Is Likely To See, Its Nice To See A Country Outside The United States & Britan That Makes Dumb Movies.

The Funniest Rule Is "Don't Drink Or Curse", I Had To Pause The Film To Actually Laugh Because I Had A Fear That I Wouldn't See The Rest Especially The Narrator Saying " If You Do This In Front Of A Father Christmas Death Is Certain." (I Suppose I Will Never See Santa The Same Way Again.) This Is Actually My Favourite Short Film This Is Along Side 9, Punisher First Round, Rare Exports 1, Human(Off Halo Legends), Detective Story (Off Animatrix) & Max Payne: Hero (To Name What I Call "The Best").

Overall I Highly Recommend This.

"You Better Not Shout, You Better Not Cry, You Better Not Pound I'm Telling You Why, Santa Claus Is Coming To Town."


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