The Official Rare Exports Inc. Safety Instructions 2005 (2005)

In this sequel to 'Rare Exports Inc' we are shown the horrendous results of abusing Father Christmas.

Director:

Jalmari Helander

Writers:

Jalmari Helander (script), Juuso Helander (script)

Stars:

Otso Tarkela, Onni Tommila, Tommi Korpela

Cast

Cast overview:
Otso Tarkela	...	Father Christmas
Onni Tommila	...	Boy
Tommi Korpela	...	Marker
Jorma Tommila	...	Sniper
Tazu Ovaska	...	Tracker
Niko Saarela	...	Harbour Worker
Petri Manninen	...	Harbour Worker
Kari Miettinen	...	Harbour Worker
Kimmo Tolvanen	...	Harbour Worker
Aimo Lehtonen	...	Father Christmas - in training
Jonathan Hutchings	...	Narrator (voice)

Storyline

In this sequel to 'Rare Exports Inc' we are shown the horrendous results of abusing Father Christmas.

---

Plot Keywords:

father christmas | head shot | cult film | black humor | finland | 

---

Taglines:

Misbehavior Will End

---

Genres:

Short | Action | Comedy | Fantasy

---

Details

Official Sites:

Official site

Country:

Finland

Language:

English Finnish

Release Date:

4 April 2007 (France)

Also Known As:

Rare Exports Inc. 2

Company Credits

Production Co:

Woodpecker Film Oy

Technical Specs

Runtime:

10 min

Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital

Color:

Color Black and White

Aspect Ratio:

1.78 : 1

Did You Know?

Crazy Credits

This motion picture is protected under the laws of Finland and other countries. Unauthorized duplication, distribution or exhibition may result to criminal prosecution and unhappy Christmas.

---

Connections

Followed by Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale (2010)

User Reviews

Rare "Dumb Comedy" Gem.

Apparently With All The New Father Christmases Around People Need To Be Taught How To Behave Around One, This Is Fantastic At Being One Of The Dumbest Movies Anyone Is Likely To See, Its Nice To See A Country Outside The United States & Britan That Makes Dumb Movies.

The Funniest Rule Is "Don't Drink Or Curse", I Had To Pause The Film To Actually Laugh Because I Had A Fear That I Wouldn't See The Rest Especially The Narrator Saying " If You Do This In Front Of A Father Christmas Death Is Certain." (I Suppose I Will Never See Santa The Same Way Again.) This Is Actually My Favourite Short Film This Is Along Side 9, Punisher First Round, Rare Exports 1, Human(Off Halo Legends), Detective Story (Off Animatrix) & Max Payne: Hero (To Name What I Call "The Best").

Overall I Highly Recommend This.

"You Better Not Shout, You Better Not Cry, You Better Not Pound I'm Telling You Why, Santa Claus Is Coming To Town."