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"SpongeBob SquarePants" Nature Pants/Opposite Day (TV Episode 1999) Poster

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[SpongeBob appears on the horizon]

Sandy Cheeks: Here, Patrick. Have a Krabby Patty.

[whispers]

Sandy Cheeks: Psst. There he is Patrick, say your line.

Patrick: [picks up paper] Why thank you, Sandy. Take Patty. Too bad SpongeBob isn't here to enjoy this. These are his favorite.

[on the verge of tears]

Patrick: Take bite.

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Sandy Cheeks: Hey, SpongeBob. Whatcha doing? Are you having a garage sale?

SpongeBob: No. I'm giving up my material possessions to live a more natural life among the jellyfish.

Sandy Cheeks: SpongeBob, Of all the crazy schemes. Why do you want to live with jellyfish? They're cold and mean and none too bright.

SpongeBob: Oh, Sandy. That is exactly the kind of response I expect from someone who lives the sham of a life I once led. I'm going to prove I don't need any of this stuff to be happy. Maybe someday you'll wise up and join me. Goodbye.

[Takes off pants]

SpongeBob: I won't be needing this.

[Runs off naked, buzzing]

Squidward: He took off his pants.

Sandy Cheeks: I'll give him a week.

Squidward: I'll give him eleven minutes.

[They both leave; Patrick stays behind]

Patrick Star: [Crying] Patrick sad!

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SpongeBob: Hello, Squidward. Oops... I mean, goodbye, Squidward. Aw, isn't Opposite Day... terrible?

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SpongeBob: Aha! I understand everything now. I must be the opposite of SpongeBob by being...

[Pulls on his nose to make it droopy and ties his belt around his head]

SpongeBob: ...Squidward.

Patrick Star: Hey, I wanna be opposite too.

[SpongeBob puts a fake nose on Patrick]

Patrick Star: Yeah, finally! I'm Squidward! I'm Squidward! Squidward, Squidward, Squidward!

SpongeBob: Patrick, it's not enough to look like Squidward to be opposite.

SpongeBob: [speaks like Squidward] You have to act like him, too. Boy, oh, boy. Do I like playing the clarinet. I practice and practice all day long, but I never get any better. Now you try it.

Patrick Star: Okay.

[Takes deep breath]

Patrick Star: I'm Squidward, I'm Squidward, Squidward, Squidward!

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Squidward: Opposite Day. Next time it's gonna be Go Jump Off a Cliff Day.

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Patrick Star: Opposite Day? Hey, I've heard of that.

SpongeBob: You have?

Patrick Star: No, what is it?

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Patrick: [Crazy] If I can't have you as a friend, I'm gonna make you a trophy. I even picked out this nice jar for you.

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SpongeBob SquarePants: Gary! It's Opposite Day and I'm - Walk, don't run - and I'm going to - Opposite. Opposite - I'm just going to crawl into bed and do nothing all day. Too bad it only comes once a year. Huh, Gary?

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Gary! Where's your holiday spirit?

Gary: Woof.

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SpongeBob: And Squidward, I want you to have this can opener.

Squidward: And I thought this friendship would never pay off.

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Sandy Cheeks: [Placing bets on how long it will take Spongebob to become discouraged by the jellyfish] I give him a week.

Squidward: I give him eleven minutes.

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Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, you wouldn't last one day in the wild.

[Points to kitchen]

Mr. Krabs: This is your natural habitat.

[Points to stove]

Mr. Krabs: This is your wide-open range.

[Points to deep fryers]

Mr. Krabs: These are your amber waves.

[Takes a spatula out of the sink]

Mr. Krabs: And this... oh, this is your golden scepter with which you rule! Now that's better than nasty old jellyfish. Right, SpongeBob?

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Mr. Krabs: This is the fourth time this week I had to scrape you off of something.

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Mr. Krabs: Wake up, boy! You're burning me money!

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