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"SpongeBob SquarePants" BubbleStand/Ripped Pants (TV Episode 1999) Poster

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SpongeBob SquarePants: First go like this, spin around - stop! Double-take three times... one, two, three. Then... pelvic thrust! Woo! Woo! Stop on your right foot - Don't forget it! Now it's time to bring it around town. Bring it around town! Then you do this, and that, this and that, and this and that, and then...

[blows bubble]

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SpongeBob: [Goes into sand and shows his face to Sandy] Look I'm Sandy!

[Sandy laughs]

SpongeBob: [Spoungebob is Squidward]

[Deep Voice]

SpongeBob: Hey Sandy who am I?

[Sandy Laughs]

SpongeBob: [Sand phone rings]

[Imitating Squidward]

SpongeBob: Hello Spongebob? Could you keep it down? I'm trying to be boring here.

SpongeBob: [Spongebob has 20 Sand Pizzas] Did anyone order 20 Pepperoni and Sand Pizzas?

[Sandy laughs]

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[SpongeBob washes ashore after wiping out]

Lifeguard: Hey, look. A cardboard box washed up on the beach.

[Looks through spyglass]

Lifeguard: Holy fish paste! It's a guy!

[Runs over]

Lifeguard: Why? Why? *Why?*

Sandy Cheeks: SpongeBob!

SpongeBob SquarePants: I need... I need...

Lifeguard: What do you need, son?

SpongeBob SquarePants: A tailor. Because I ripped my pants!

[Everyone leaves, disgusted]

Sandy Cheeks: That wasn't funny, SpongeBob! Y'all had me worried sick!

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SpongeBob: Good morning, sir. Would you like to blow a bubble?

Patrick Star: How much is it?

SpongeBob: One quarter.

Patrick Star: Sounds reasonable. Uhh...

[whispering]

Patrick Star: I'm going to have to borrow a quarter.

SpongeBob: Here you go.

[Hands Patrick a quarter]

Patrick Star: Ah, one quarter.

[Gives it back to SpongeBob; he tests it to see if it's real, then puts it in his pocket]

SpongeBob: Thank you.

Squidward: Hmm. Business is booming.

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Squidward: How did I ever get stuck with such loser neighbors?

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SpongeBob SquarePants: Ripped pants a la mode!

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SpongeBob SquarePants: And now, with the addition of two - Count'em, two - marshmallows.

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SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey, everybody! Not ripped pants...

[Rips out pants]

SpongeBob SquarePants: Pants ripped off. Someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose.

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SpongeBob: [after almost drowning in water] I ripped my pants.

Sandy Cheeks: [angry] That wasn't funny Spongebob. You had me worried sick!

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See also

Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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