Tired of the abuse he suffers at the hands of his friends, Cartman decides he needs to hang out with more mature people, and goes on-line searching for men who like young boys. After his first two meetings end up being raided by the FBI, Cartman asks Dr. Mephisto for help. The doctor invites Cartman to join a group called NAMBLA, where he'd be more than welcome. Meanwhile, Kenny learns that his mother is about to have another baby, and sets out to kill his potential rival before he's born. Written by
Jean-Marc Rocher <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Did You Know?
The music in the hallway scene is from a poem written by Jacques Prevert, "Page d'ecriture" or "Writing Sheet." See more
The name of the board game the boys play switches back and forth between "Bill Curtis" and "Bill Kurtis." See more
Mr. Eduardo (Member of NAMBLA)
All these men wanted was love from a young boy. There is nothing wrong with love.
I do not want love from a young boy. I like men my own age. Ah! I mean, I like women! What did I say? Oh God! I love titties!
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