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(TV Series)

(1998)

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Principal Skinner: I've just received some rather unusual news regarding your unprecedented A-triple-plus. To be honest, I'm surprised and saddened. Eh, no, not saddened. What's the word? Ah, yes, delighted!

Lisa Simpson: What?

Principal Skinner: I'm delighted to report that your grade brought the entire school's GPA up to our state's minimum standard. We now qualify for a basic assistance grant. It's the greatest honor the school has ever received, and it's all thanks to you. Your devotion to scholarship is a shining beacon to all who...

Lisa Simpson: Stop it! I cheated! Cheated! Cheated! Cheated! Chated! Cheated!

Principal Skinner: Lisa, what are you trying to say?

Lisa Simpson: I cheated!

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Ralph: Hi Lisa! Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers! I'm learnding!

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Marge Simpson: Oh, honey, I'm so proud of you. You got the highest grade in the class!

Lisa Simpson: But, Mom...

Marge Simpson: The highest grade!

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State Comptroller Atkins: This grant ensures a light bulb in every classroom, and a high-definition TV for the teachers lounge.

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