Principal Skinner: I've just received some rather unusual news regarding your unprecedented A-triple-plus. To be honest, I'm surprised and saddened. Eh, no, not saddened. What's the word? Ah, yes, delighted!
Lisa Simpson: What?
Principal Skinner: I'm delighted to report that your grade brought the entire school's GPA up to our state's minimum standard. We now qualify for a basic assistance grant. It's the greatest honor the school has ever received, and it's all thanks to you. Your devotion to scholarship is a shining beacon to all who...
Lisa Simpson: Stop it! I cheated! Cheated! Cheated! Cheated! Chated! Cheated!
Principal Skinner: Lisa, what are you trying to say?
Lisa Simpson: I cheated!
Ralph: Hi Lisa! Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers! I'm learnding!
Marge Simpson: Oh, honey, I'm so proud of you. You got the highest grade in the class!
Lisa Simpson: But, Mom...
Marge Simpson: The highest grade!