- April O'Neil: [Recovering] I have the feeling we were out.
- Irma: Where did we go? And did we meet any cute guys?
- Krang: Now go to the red drawer in the blue desk and bring me the yellow computer disk.
- Bebop: uhh let's see... we're supposed to get the red disk out of the yellow drawer in the blue desk.
- Rocksteady: or was it the blue disk from the re... red desk?
- Bebop: or 'da blue disk from the blue desk?
- Burne Thompson: [standing on a stack of chairs, reaching for a television set]
- [to Shredder]
- Burne Thompson: Hey mister help me change this channel! I wanna watch cartoons.
- Shredder: No! I am the master, you are the slave, and I say no cartoons!
- Burne Thompson: I wanna watch cartoons! I wanna watch cartoons!
- [the chairs fall down and Burne topples on Shredder]
- Burne Thompson: Now look watcha did! You gave me a boo-boo! Aaaaaahhh!
- Bebop: Hey... .dis brain control thing really woiks!
- Rocksteady: Hurr... lucky we don't have to worry about that!
- Shredder: Attention, slaves! I am your master and I command you to obey me-
- [interrupted by Vernon crying]
- Vernon Fenwick: I want my milk and cookies!
- Shredder: You want what?
- Vernon Fenwick: You heard me. I get awful cranky if I don't have my cookies!
- [kicks Shredder in the shin]
- Shredder: But what choice do I have? Only mutants are immune to the Mesmerizer's beam! Humans like myself can't be near it when they set it off!
- Krang: You don't have to explain it to me, I invented it, remember?
- Shredder: I wasn't explaining it to you... .
- [turns to camera and points]
- Shredder: I was explaining it to them.