After attending a co-worker's wedding, a depressed Selma begs Marge to help her find a man. Marge sets Homer to the task, and Homer is impressed by Principal Skinner. Homer invites Skinner to the Simpson home for dinner, but accidentally introduces him to Selma's twin, Patty. Written by
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First appearance of Old Willie, the school's groundskeeper. See more
After Bart uses herbicide to write his name in the grass in 40-foot letters, Principal Skinner punishes him by making him re-seed the lawn by hand. This however wouldn't work, as the herbicide would kill the seeds; the topsoil would need to be replaced first. See more
Gentlemen, according to my sources, you are planning to simultaneously drop your pencils at 2:15 this afternoon. Do so, and you will be suspended.
Brandy (You're a Fine Girl)
Written by Elliot Lurie
Performed by Julie Kavner See more