After attending a co-worker's wedding, a depressed Selma begs Marge to help her find a man. Marge sets Homer to the task, and Homer is impressed by Principal Skinner. Homer invites Skinner to the Simpson home for dinner, but accidentally introduces him to Selma's twin, Patty. Written by
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When Patty bids farewell to Skinner, she says, "Goodnight, sweet principal", a reference to "Goodnight, sweet prince" from Hamlet. See more
After Bart uses herbicide to write his name in the grass in 40-foot letters, Principal Skinner punishes him by making him re-seed the lawn by hand. This however wouldn't work, as the herbicide would kill the seeds; the topsoil would need to be replaced first. See more
[Bart makes a crank call to Moe's after being ordered to call his father by Skinner
Excuse me, is Homer there?
Homer? Homer who?
Just a minute.
[announces to the bar
Uhh Homer Sexual? Aw come on! One of you guys has gotta be a Homer Sexual.
Don't look at me.
Written by Frank Loesser
Performed by Harry Shearer See more