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"The Simpsons" Last Tap Dance in Springfield (TV Episode 2000) Poster

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Eduardo: To win, we will need a very special dance. La Tango de la Muerte!

Lisabella: Only one man has ever been foolish enough to attempt that dance, and he is dead!

Eduardo: My twin brother, Freduardo. But where he died, I shall live - in his apartment.

[They dance La Tango de la Muerte and survive]

Eduardo: You are now carrying my child.

Lisabella: But how?

Eduardo: It is the mystery of the dance.

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Optometrist: [Homer is trying on glasses] That pair's popular with celebrities like Val Kilmer...

Homer: Ooh, my favorite Door.

Optometrist: ...and Yoko Ono.

Homer: Eww, she ruined the Plastic Ono Band!

Optometrist: Maybe you're a candidate for laser eye surgery.

Homer: Will it get me out of having to choose glasses?

Optometrist: Well, yes, but I must warn you it's an experimental procedure we still don't know the long-term effects...

Homer: [pointing the laser at his eye] Less yappin', more zappin'!

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Lisa Simpson: Little Vicki, I figured out how to dance. I can be in the show now!

Vicki Valentine: I'm sorry, Lisa. People go to a children's dance recital expecting a certain level of professionalism.

Ralph Wiggum: But, but you don't understand... I ate too much plastic candy.

Vicki Valentine: Heavens to Betsy, the star of the show is sick! Whatever will we do? There's only one person who can get us out of this pickle. Lisa?

Lisa Simpson: Yes?

Vicki Valentine: Help me into Ralph's costume.

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Vicki Valentine: Okay, kids, tonight's the big night. Now remember, the important thing is to just dance flawlessly.

Lisa Simpson: Excuse me... Why isn't my name in the program.

Vicki Valentine: It is, silly. You've got the most important part of all. Curtain puller? No one can see the show if the curtain isn't open!

Lisa Simpson: But my parents are counting on seeing me dance! And I've worked ever so hard.

Vicki Valentine: I'm sorry, Lisa. But giving everyone an equal part when they're clearly not equal, is called what again, class?

Class: Communism!

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Vicki Valentine: Okay, curtain puller, this is your moment to shine. Oh, it's too important. I'll do it for you.

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Mexican Milhouse: Que Malo. Once again, I must sugar my own churro.

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