The Simpsons (TV Series)
Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment (1991)
Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson
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Quotes
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Homer : Family, gather round, I have an announcement to make. The Simpsons have cable.
Bart : All right.
Homer : That's right, sixty-eight channels, MTV for the kids, VH1 for us, sixteen hours of quality programming a day.
Marge : I don't know, Homer, we've discussed cable before. Do you really think we can afford this?
Homer : Nothing a month? Yeah, I think we can afford it.
Marge : Mmmm, are you sure this is legal?
Homer : Relax, Marge. Read this.
[Homer hands Marge a pamphlet entitled, "So You've Decided To Steal Cable"]
Marge : "Myth: it's wrong to view quality motion pictures for free. Fact: most movies that air on cable rate two stars or lower and are repeated ad nauseam." I don't know...
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Lisa : Aaaaahhhh!
