The Simpsons (TV Series)

Days of Wine and D'oh'ses (2000)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson

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Quotes 

• Bart Simpson : We should be safe up here. I'm pretty sure fires can't climb trees.

• Lisa : We'll never get a good picure.

  Bart Simpson : Hey, why don't we dump spaghetti on Maggie's head?

  Lisa : That picture's a cliche.

  Bart Simpson : Picture?

• [Homer saves Bart and Lisa from a forest fire while drunk] 

  Bart Simpson : You did it, Dad!

  Homer : You can't prove I did it!

  Lisa : No, you saved our lives.

  Homer : I could do a lot of things if I had some money.

  Lisa : What?

• [first lines, Bart writing on the blackboard during opening credits] 

  Bart Simpson : I was not touched "there" by an angel.