As Jake's twelfth birthday approaches, Alan is still smiling ear-to-ear over his sex life with 22 year-old hottie Kandi, even when he's forced to explain to his son what a "booty call" is. Meanwhile, Jake celebrates with a sip of coffee and a handful of vitamins - or at least, that's what he assumes the blue pills in his dad's bathroom cabinet are, with the "V" imprinted. Like Berta says, he's going to need another party hat. Written by
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Just at the start of the second act, when the cat walks over Alan's face, Kandi obviously cracks up when supposedly asleep. See more
Well I've always said a 22 year old girl is like a good carpenter; no wood gets wasted.