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"Futurama" Parasites Lost (TV Episode 2001) Poster

(TV Series)

(2001)

Quotes

[Fry walks out of a bathroom carrying a "Fresh" Egg Salad Sandwich he just bought from a dispenser]

Bender: What's that black cracker?

Fry: A tomato.

Leela: You're not going to eat a sandwich from a truck stop men's room, are you?

Fry: Eh, what's the worst thing that could happen?

[Takes a bite]

Fry: Ehh, it's like a party in my mouth, and everyone's throwing up.

[Smart Fry visits Leela's apartment]

Fry: Apartment 1-I. The old me would have made fun of that.

Fry: Everyone out of my body or the brain gets it!

The Lord Mayor of Cologne: He's bluffing. No creature would voluntarily make an idiot of itself.

Fry: Obviously, you've never been in love.

Hermes Conrad: [Cruising around Fry's muscles] Soon he'll be stronger and more flexible than Hercules and Gumby combined!

Dr. Zoidberg: Gumbercules? I love that guy!

[after shrinking down to microscopic size in order to enter Fry's body, Zoidberg comes in riding a sperm]

Dr. Zoidberg: Yippy ki yay. Guess where I've been.

The Lord Mayor of Cologne: Stop! We'll leave, but someday you'll be eating a fast-food burger, and boom! You'll be crawling with us again. Ever wonder what makes special sauce so special? Yo.

Dr. Zoidberg: We'll need to have a look inside you with this camera.

[Fry opens his mouth]

Dr. Zoidberg: Guess again.

Bender: Where are we? The ass?

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: We're in the heart, better known as the love muscle.

Dr. Zoidberg: Where the food is digested.

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: [whispers] Shh, be very quiet. We're in the ear.

Amy Wong: [whispers] Okay, Professor.

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: WHAT?

Bender: Who are you?

Scruffy: Scruffy. I'm the janitor.

Bender: Then why aren't you fixing the boiler?

Scruffy: Schedule conflict.

[slowly flips page on porn magazine]

Hermes Conrad: We gotta get someplace where he can't put his finger.

Bender: It's hopeless! Abandon ship!

[Fry has been impaled by a lead pipe and is seeing Zoidberg for help]

Dr. Zoidberg: Ah, here's the hypochondriac. What seems to be the trouble now?

Fry: My lead pipe hurts.

Dr. Zoidberg: Perfectly normal. Next!

[Fry threatens the parasites in his colon]

Fry: I hope Satan has a nice colon, 'cause that's where you're gonna be living.

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[Zoidberg scrapes cholesterol off Fry's artery]

Dr. Zoidberg: It's good cholesterol, but it spreads like bad cholesterol.

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Leela: I haven't felt this happy since Double Soup Tuesday at the orphanarium.

Fry: When I'm with you, every day feels like Double Soup Tuesday.

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Professor Hubert Farnsworth: If we can stimulate that nerve, the bowel will convulse, expelling the entire worm society.

Hermes Conrad: But what about the worms in the other parts of his body?

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Listen, this is going to be one hell of a bowel movement. Afterwards he'll be lucky if he has any bones left.

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Fry: It's like there's a party in my mouth and everybody's throwing up.

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[the gang are operating microscopic VR robots of themselves. Their mission is to enter Fry bowels and rid him of parasitic worms]

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: In each Gastro Survival Kit you'll find a rain slicker, a disposable Fun Camera and something to protect you against bacteria, a harpoon!

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Bender: Yo, old guy. Why do we need to use those tiny microdroids? Can't you just shrink us?

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Oh, my, no. That would require extremely tiny atoms, and have you priced those lately? I'm not made of money. Leave me alone!

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Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Brace yourselves, everyone. We're entering the interior of Fry's nose.

Bender: We're at finger alert five, people.

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Fry: Of all the parasites I've had over the years, these worms are among the... hell, they are the best.

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Amy Wong: Look! They're jazzercising Fry's muscles.

Hermes Conrad: He'll be as strong and flexible as Gumby and Hercules combined.

Dr. Zoidberg: Gumercules? I love that guy!

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