The class takes a field trip to the planetarium, but Cartman sneaks off to try out for a Cheesy Poofs commercial. Though the kids are bored at first, they come back from the trip eager to go again. The reason for this sudden change is explained when Mr. Mackey mind-melds with a frightened little boy who stowed away in the school bus. As the planetarium's secret is being revealed, Cartman is overjoyed to learn that he has been selected to be a Cheesy Poof. Written by
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The Latin inscription, "Me transmitte sursum, Caledoni!" seen above the entrance to the Planetarium translates as, "Beam me up, Scotty!" See more
The Planetarium guy says that he cannot pronounce the "t" in planetarium, and pronounces it "plane'arium". However on the return trip, he says "planetarium" normally. See more
[Mr. Garrison has just shown his class an episode of Barnaby Jones
Okay, children, what do you think Barnaby Jones meant when he said, "This is not a victimless crime"? Anybody? Children, were you paying attention?
Mr. Garrison, we've been watching Barnaby Jones repeats for eight days now. It's hard to keep paying attention.
Oh, well excuse me, Kyle! Why don't you just *forget* what Barnaby Jones has to say? Why don't you *not* pay attention to Barnaby Jones and then let's see how far you get ...
References Barnaby Jones
Written by Kenny Loggins and Dean Pitchford
Performed by Kenny Loggins See more