Two of a Kind (TV Series)
The Tutor (1998)
Mary-Kate Olsen: Mary-Kate Burke
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Quotes
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Ashley Burke : Why are you home so early, Dad?
Kevin Burke : I had a conference with your teacher.
Mary-Kate Burke : Uh-oh.
Max : This is going to get ugly. I'm out of here.
Brian : See you tomorrow, Ashley. See you in about a month, Mary-Kate.
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Mary-Kate Burke : [while pretending to be Ashley] I'm gonna go over to Jennifer's. We're going to do our hair like one of the Spice Girls.
Carrie Moore : Ooh, which one?
Mary-Kate Burke : Uh... Shorty?
Carrie Moore : You mean Sporty?
Mary-Kate Burke : Yeah. Sporty. I always get those two mixed up.
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Kevin Burke : How could you two pull something like this? Especially you, Ashley!
Ashley Burke : Dad, can we talk about this in private?
Kevin Burke : No, I think Taylor deserves to know why you've been wasting his time.
Ashley Burke : Dad, this is kind of embarrassing.
[long pause]
Ashley Burke : See, I just thought...
Mary-Kate Burke : Wait. Dad, this is all my fault.
Kevin Burke : All your fault?
Mary-Kate Burke : Yeah. I made Ashley do it.
Kevin Burke : How'd you do that?
Mary-Kate Burke : Well, I... I threatened to read her diary in front of everyone at school.
Kevin Burke : Ashley doesn't keep a diary.
Ashley Burke : Oh. Well, I would have written one for her.
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Ashley Burke : So, did Taylor say anything about me?
Mary-Kate Burke : Only that with all the drinks you came down to get, you must have a bladder the size of Lake Michigan.
Ashley Burke : So he did notice me!