Alan finally has an attractive date, 22 year-old Kandi, but she's even dumber then Jake, and as Charlie rightly points out girls that age are extremely high maintenance. Charlie has his fun seeing Alan struggle with the growing pile of bills, driving him to raid Jake's mammoth piggy bank and taking a second job as pizza deliverer, but still helps his double-plucked brother when wicked ex Judith insists on alimony. Alas Kandi... Written by
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Alan mentions that Kandi's car is a 1981 Plymouth Duster. The Duster was not available in 1981. See more
This is a short-term relationship, right?
I don't know...
Trust me, it's a short term relationship. I mean, Kandi's not the brightest bulb in the chandelier but, even she's gonna wake up one day and wonder what she's doing shacked up with a penniless putz who's twice her age!
Kandi's not like that.
Just wait. Your first minor stroke and she'll be boinking the cardiologist before you can scrawl "what happened..." on your notepad!