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"The Simpsons" Children of a Lesser Clod (TV Episode 2001) Poster

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[after Homer drove the van into a tree]

Arnie Pie: He's jumping out of the car, Kent. He's trying to climb over the fence. He's realizing he's too fat. He's digging a hole like a dog! Now he's giving up on that and he's running back and forth. He's climbing into a pipe and he appears to be stuck. His legs are dangling in a comical fashion. Oh, it's the saddest thing I've ever seen!

Kent Brockman: Arnie, how are the *children*?

Arnie Pie: [irritated] I can't see through *metal*, Kent.

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Homer: [playing basketball] You da man Carl! I believe you can fly!

Carl: You know I'm so sick of peope thinking I'm good at basketball just cause I'm African-American.

Carl: [Carl slam-dunks the ball; breaking the backboard] Go Carl! Go Carl! It's ma birthday! It's ma birthday! 3P you got mail baby!

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Lisa: So many times we've watched our father go under the knife.

Marge: One more and I get a free hysterectomy!

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Ralph Wiggum: Where are we going, Mr. Simpson?

Homer: I'll tell you where we're NOT going: jail!

Milhouse: Then you'd better turn.

Homer: [Homer realises that he's driving to jail, screams and turns]

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Ned Flanders: I'm going to a Christian rock concert.

[holds up two tickets reading "Chris Rock in Concert"]

Ned Flanders: It's gonna be one wholesome evening!

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Bill Cosby: [On "Kids Say the Darnedest Things"] Now my good man, what do you like to play?

Kid: Pokémon!

Bill Cosby: Pokémon? Boogieman with the pokey and the man and the eight with the guy comes out and there's a thing,

[puts down his mic and walks away from his stool]

Bill Cosby: and he barks the frr out of that...

[starts sounding nonsensical with his hands near his ears]

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[an African American man dressed like a Gangsta rapper stops Bart in the hallway]

Man: Hey, this class is aces. You go from 'slopper' to 'proper' like.

Bart: Cool.

[Rushes into the room where an old lady is teaching an etiquette class]

Old Lady: The proper gentlemen...

Bart: Etiquette class? But the guy outside said...

Old Lady: Are you accusing my husband of *misleading* you? Good gracious. I should bust a cap in your ass.

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Homer: My kids wear these hearts to remind them they are always loved.

Man: Aww. Did you make them yourself?

Homer: Yes. Through the magic of caring.

Lisa: [Bart and Lisa are seen in the garage, making the hearts] Night will come soon.

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