The Simpsons (TV Series)

Children of a Lesser Clod (2001)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Todd Flanders, Ralph Wiggum

Quotes 

• Ralph Wiggum : Where are we going, Mr. Simpson?

  Homer : I'll tell you where we're NOT going: jail!

  Milhouse : Then you'd better turn.

  Homer : Uh-oh! Aaah!

  [Homer realises that he's driving to jail, screams and turns] 

• [an African American man dressed like a Gangsta rapper stops Bart in the hallway] 

  Man : Hey, this class is aces. You go from 'slopper' to 'proper' like.

  Bart : Cool.

  [Rushes into the room where an old lady is teaching an etiquette class] 

  Old Lady : The proper gentlemen...

  Bart : Etiquette class? But the guy outside said...

  Old Lady : Are you accusing my husband of *misleading* you? Good gracious. I should bust a cap in your ass.

• Ralph Wiggum : [as Homer is loading him and the other kids in the van nearby]  Where are we going?

  Homer : Uh, for frosty chocolate milk shakes!

  [Insane Laugh] 

  Homer : Frosty chocolate milk shakes!