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"House M.D." Sleeping Dogs Lie (TV Episode 2006) Poster

(TV Series)

(2006)

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Dr. Cameron: [coming in, with Foreman and Chase, to announce a patient's symptoms] We've got rectal bleeding.

Dr. Gregory House: What, all of you?

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Dr. Allison Cameron: Do you have any idea what it feels like to have a six foot long hose shoved into your large intestine?

Dr. Gregory House: No, but I now have a much greater respect for whatever basketball player you dated in college.

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Dr. Allison Cameron: Is this just one of your experiments? You just wanted to see how I'd react to being screwed over by Foreman?

Dr. Gregory House: Nice idea, but no. This was just good old-fashioned laziness. Gotta hand it to Foreman though, he knew that you were a suck up and I don't give a crap. He successfully exploited us both.

Dr. Allison Cameron: Right. We're both victims. A simple heads up, that's all I needed. Maybe between your incredibly witty remarks about anal sex and Cuddy's breasts, you could have tipped me off.

Dr. Gregory House: Then I'd have Foreman pissed at me. And as annoying as you can be, at least I know you're not going to pop a cap in my ass. Witty, huh?

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Dr. Allison Cameron: Lovely. Revenge as motive for success.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Well, it doesn't have to be motive. But it sure tastes good.

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[last lines]

Dr. Allison Cameron: I don't own House's cases. You had just as much right as I did to write it up. You should have told me but... I should handle it better too.

[pauses]

Dr. Allison Cameron: If we want this to not get in the way of our friendship, I think we both have to apologize and put it behind us.

Dr. Eric Foreman: I like you, really. We have a good time working together. But ten years from now, we're not gonna be hanging out, having dinners. Maybe we'll exchange Christmas cards, say "Hi," give a hug if we're at the same conference. We're not friends, we're colleagues. And I don't have anything to apologize for.

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Dr. Lisa Cuddy: [finds House sleeping] You've seen one patient in the last two hours.

Dr. Gregory House: Complicated case. I'm a night owl - Wilson's an early bird. We're different species.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Move him into his own cage.

Dr. Gregory House: Who'll clean the droppings from mine?

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Dr. Gregory House: [looks after her as she walks] You, on the other hand,

[Cameron stops in her tracks and turns to him, hands on her hips]

Dr. Gregory House: continue to be flabbergasted every time someone actually acts like a human being.

[Cameron softly scoffs]

Dr. Gregory House: Foreman did what he did 'cause it worked out best that way for him.

[slightly bends over and raises his eyebrows]

Dr. Gregory House: That's what everyone does.

Dr. Allison Cameron: That is not the definition of being human. That's the definition of being an ass.

[walks away and House turns his head in frustration; cut to moving shot of hospital with background music]

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Dr. Gregory House: I need a little help.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Inexplicable rash on a patient's scrotum you need me to look at?

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Dr. Lisa Cuddy: She took pills to sleep, not to kill herself.

Dr. Gregory House: Clever alibi.

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Dr. Robert Chase: This will numb you up.

[sprays a substance in Hannah's open mouth and shot cuts to Foreman watching and Max in the background, far from the doctors and patient]

Dr. Robert Chase: And this will keep your tongue out of the way. Don't worry; you shouldn't feel anything except for a slight pulling.

Dr. Eric Foreman: So, you think I was out of line?

Dr. Robert Chase: That article would've sat on House's desk for the next 6 years.

[continues with Hannah's mouth]

Dr. Eric Foreman: [softly] I could've told her.

Dr. Robert Chase: You could've written it for her, too. She knows House as well as any of us. She should've known she was waiting for him to do something he was never gonna do.

[puts instrument down; Hannah's eyes begin rapidly moving]

Dr. Eric Foreman: Chase?

[Chase turns and expression changes as he sees Hannah's rapidly moving eyes]

Dr. Robert Chase: Hannah? You still with us?

Max: What's wrong with her eyes?

Dr. Eric Foreman: [softly] Looks like R.E.M.

Max: What's that?

Dr. Robert Chase: [looks over at her] Rapid Eye Movements. It's what your eyes do when you're sleeping.

Max: [voice breaking] But, she's awake.

Dr. Eric Foreman: [loudly] Hannah. Hannah, can you hear me?

Hannah: [slowly looks more alert] Yeah, of course.

[Chase looks seriously at Foreman]

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