[Giving the freshmen a tour of Lawndale High
Now, over here is the lunch room. As middle school veterans, you already know that this is the center for spit balls, laughing milk up through your nose and food poisoning of every variety.
Who here wants to slip me a 20 to point out the popular tables so you can start fighting for a seat now?
Okay. Let's move on to hell and purgatory, also known as the gym and locker rooms.
Where, for 20 bucks, I'll show you which showers haven't been peed ...