[there is a traffic jam
It's just like I tell you at home, Penny, always make sure to pick up after yourself. Even a child's tricycle can be dangerous if it's left out on the sidewalk. Yes sir, I'd really like to talk to the idiot who caused this mess.
Excuse me, sir, is that your van?
[Points to the Gadget Van parked in the middle of the road, which has caused the grid lock
Why yes, it is my van. Hmm, how on earth did it get there?