Marie Barone: Fine! You got it out of me. Your father and I... succumbed to temptation before we got married. I fell for your father's boyish good looks. But, it didn't matter. We were in love. Right, Frank?
Frank Barone: I wanted sex.
Marie: Okay, me and your father slept together just ONCE before we were married.
Ray and Robert: WHAT?
Marie: We were in love, right?
Frank: I was young. There was some attachment.
[Robert has found out that his birthday is not when he was told it was]
Robert Barone: I guess I should know. When *is* my birthday?
Marie Barone: April 6th.
Robert Barone: Well that's today.
Ray Barone: [after a slight pause] Surprise!