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"The Simpsons" Brother from the Same Planet (1993)

Dealer: 19.
Homer: Hit me.
Dealer: 20.
Homer: Hit me.
Dealer: 21.
Homer: Hit me.
Dealer: 22.
Homer: D'oh!

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Big brother representative: And what are your reasons for wanting a little brother?
Homer's Brain: Don't say revenge. Don't say revenge.
Homer: Uh... revenge?
Homer's Brain: That's it. I'm getting out of here.
[sound effects] [step, step, step, step, step... slam]

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[Bart's class is having Show and Tell]
Bart: Someday, I want to be an F-14 pilot like my hero, Tom. He lent me this new weapon called a neural disrupter.
[Bart demonstrates the sheer power of the neural disrupter by shooting it at Martin's forehead]
Martin Prince: Hey...
[falls down on the ground, twitching]
Mrs. Krabappel: He's not dead, is he Bart?
Bart: Nah, but I wouldn't give him any homework for awhile.
Mrs. Krabappel: Very good, Bart. Thank you.
Bart: Oh, don't thank me. Thank an unprecedented eight-year military build-up.
Mrs. Krabappel: Mmm. Milhouse, you're next.
Milhouse Van Houten: Uh, I have a horsey.
[mimics his toy horse neighing in a slurry way which then trails off]
Nelson Muntz: Wuss!

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Pepi: Tell me more. I want to know ALL the constellations.
Homer: Well, that one's Jerry, the cowboy. And that big dipper-looking thing is Alan, the cowboy.

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[Bart has joined the Bigger Brother program to spite Homer]
Tom: Come on, Bart, you know you're not supposed to talk to strangers.
Homer Simpson: For your information, I'm his father!
Tom: [angrily] His father... the drunken gambler?
Homer Simpson: [pleasantly] That's right. And who might you be?

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Krusty the Clown: [on TV] Hello, New York!
[applause]
Krusty the Clown: When Lorne asked me to host this show, I said "Lorne, why me?".
[laughs]
Krusty the Clown: I mean, I did just star in my first movie with Marvin Hagler and Tova Borgnine.
[silence]
Krusty the Clown: [trying to liven up the audience] Yeah!
[the audience stares blankly at Krusty]
Krusty the Clown: Anyway, we got a great show for you. Well, actually, the last half-hour is a real garbage dump. Uh... We'll be right back.
[intro music plays, followed by a commercial]

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TV Announcer: And now it's time for another episode of The Big Ear Family
Krusty the Clown: [playing a character with huge ears] Honey, I'm home! Ooh, I got wax in my ears. Better clean them.
Krusty the Clown: [to the audience] Huh? Huh?
[the audience are silent except for a man coughing]
Krusty the Clown: Ugh, this goes on for 12 more minutes.

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[about Lisa's addiction to the "Corey Hotline."]
Marge Simpson: Oh, honey, I know how you feel. When I was a girl, I had a crush on Bobby Sherman...
[Lisa bursts out laughing]
Marge Simpson: [annoyed] The point is, I want you to stop making these calls!
Lisa Simpson: [serious] All right, Mom. I promise you, you will never be billed for another call.
[giggling uncontrollably]
Lisa Simpson: Bobby Sherman?
Marge Simpson: Mmm...

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Homer: Bart's not really mad at me.
Marge Simpson: He called you a bad father.
Homer: Marge, when kids these days say "bad," they mean "good." And to "shake your booty" means to wiggle one's butt. Permit me to demonstrate...

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Tom: [after dropping some starfish Homer threw at him into a tank] There you go little friends.
[a passing shark eats the starfish]
Tom: Do'h!

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TV Announcer: Tonight on "Wings"... enhh, who cares?

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