King of the Hill (TV Series)
Shins of the Father (1997)
Toby Huss: Cotton Hill, Kahn Souphanousinphone Sr.
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Quotes
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Cotton Hill : Hey missy! Git me sum samiches!
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[at Bobby's birthday party]
Peggy Hill : Good grief, Cotton, you gave him a loaded shotgun?
Cotton Hill : Well, you don't give a toy without batteries.
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[telling the story of how he lost his shins]
Cotton Hill : I was 14, just a little older than Bobby. But I knew Uncle Sam needed me, so I lied and signed up. We had beat the Nazzys in Italy, and they shipped me to the Pacific theater. A Tojo torpedo sent our troop ship to the bottom. I could only save three of my buddies: Fatty, Stinky, and Brooklyn. They were kind of like you fellas
[to Bill, Dale, and Boomhauer]
Cotton Hill : , only one of them was from Brooklyn. Out of the sun came a Tojo Zero and put fitty bullets in my back. The blood attracted sharks. I had to give 'em Fatty. Then things took a turn for the worse. I made it to an island, but it was full of Tojos! They were spitting on the U.S. flag! So I rushed 'em, but it was a trap. They opened fire and blew my shins off. Last thing I remember, I beat 'em all to death with a big piece of Fatty. I woke up in a field hospital, and they were sewing my feet to my knees.
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Cotton Hill : [waving money in front of Kahn's face] Mr. Kahn I'll have a Ma Tai.
Kahn Souphanousinphone Sr. : What? What'd you think I work for Hank?
Hank Hill : Uh, Dad this here is my new neighbor.
Dale Gribble : [to Cotton] He's Japanese.
Cotton Hill : No he ain't!
[looks him over]
Cotton Hill : he's Laotian, ain't you Mr. Kahn?
[Kahn reacts in shock that he knew his ethnicity]
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Cotton Hill : [watching Charlie's Angels] Ah, damn, it's a Shelly Hack. That's like gettin' a Shemp.