"Mondo Cane, cool!"
Mike: "There's a man on the wing of the plane!"
Crow dresses up as Gilligan, and Tom dresses up as the Skipper.
Crow: "You and your date will be whisked off to Marion Jordan Junior High."
Nick: "Mr. Robertson..." Crow: "Are you trying to seduce me?"
Tom: "You're gonna give me all your Soylent Green, man."
Crow: "Ahh, the '50s - when everyone walked around saying 'Eyy!' all the time."
Mike: "That would be outrageous! It'd be like 'Space: 1999' or something."
Tom: "This is just like the end of 'Mahogany.'"
Crow: "Tonight, on a very special episode of 'Family': Kristy McNichol goes for a bike ride."
Tom (singing): "When you get caught between the moon and New York City"
Mentioned by Crow
Tom sings "Eye of the Tiger."
Tom: "They found safe haven in Jennifer Beals's 'Flashdance' apartment."
Crow: "Maybe he'll be torn apart by ewoks."
"I thought Night Court was on"
Eddie: "Hey, 'Children of the Corn'"
Tom: "Let's see if I can get 'Tetris' on this."
"Got some leftover Miami Vice music here!"
Tom: "What is this, 'Ironweed' all of a sudden?"
Mike (as Michael Keaton): "I'm Batman!"
"Come to Martin's, what up?"
"Turn it back to Doctor Jane Seymour Medicine Woman!"
Tom (as a plane takes off): "We'll crash and get eaten by a soccer team or a baseball team or a bridge club. I don't care!"
Mike: "Spielberg stole that bit for 'Jurassic Park.'"
Mike tells them to go watch this with Gypsy
"X-Files goes to Dublin"
Mike hums the theme music.
Nick: "You just don't get it, do you?" Crow: "Kevin spacey was Keyzer Soze!"
"Drew Carey's nemisis Mimi survived the apcolyse"
Crow: "Hey, Servo, the future looks like your room!"
'Tangents' (aka 'Time Chasers') is the featured movie in this 'MST3K' episode.
Mike says they are lost in space! The 'bots take it literally!