Skeleton One (Steve): Here's Johnny!
Skeleton Two: Someone order ribs?
Skeleton Three: Bring out your dead!
Skeleton Four: Uhh... Pirates of the Caribbean.
Skeleton One (Steve): Hey, I thought we said no Disney jokes.
Zeebad: You know there can only be one spring to rule them all. And I am the Lord of the Springs!
Doogal: [after large skeleton assembles itself] Oh, no sir. We're just a couple of muggles on our way to Hogwarts here for a pickup for He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. Is that you govner?
Ermintrude: [the second jewel, which sits across a room of lasers] So, who's gonna get it?
Doogal: Ummm... I'm chewing my gum...
Zeebad: Here we go. Mens room, food court... ah, booby trap filled lobby.
Soldier Sam: Well that's not very nice, someone could get hurt here.
Soldier Sam: I'll go ahead sir, I have a sixth sense for danger.
Zeebad: Yes, and you almost lost senses three through five.
Zeebad: Dispose of the prisoner!
Soldier Sam: Cant't do that sir, Geneva Convention.
Zeebad: I don't care if it's a Star Trek convention, BEAM HIM OFF!
[Zebedee is running from Zeebad and is caught]
Zeebad: So long Zebedee! Heh heh!
[Zebedee falls off a cliff]
Zebedee: Oh, only a bad dream.
Moose: [after sniffing an unconscious Zeebad] Two words, sir: personal hygiene.
Ermintrude: [to Zebedee who has just explained their mission] Okay, you want us to find the diamonds? Cool. But what are we suppose to do, take the bus or something?
Dylan: [Zebedee pulls out a boxed device with a button] Okay, that's a box with a button on it?
Ermintrude: [Zebedee presses the button and Train magically appears] Wow! He pushed a button and made a train. Now that's what I'm talking about.
Train: You got it. Because I'm the train, and you're not.