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"Drawn Together" Captain Girl (TV Episode 2006) Poster

(TV Series)

(2006)

Quotes

Toot Braunstein: Don't make me wash my mouth out with ham!

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Toot Braunstein: [her baby is missing] I looked for my baby everywhere. I looked by the pool...

[camera shows her lounging at the pool]

Toot Braunstein: ... by the refrigerator

[camera shows her pulling a six pack from the fridge]

Toot Braunstein: ... by the pool again.

[back at the pool, she's drinking the six pack]

Toot Braunstein: It was like she disappeared off the face of the earth.

Xandir: We can't find your baby anywhere.

Toot Braunstein: YOU'RE NOT LOOKING HARD ENOUGH! Oh, did you check the fridge?

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Toot Braunstein: [grabbing her baby] Oh, where WERE you? Since you've been gone I've been so DRUNK!... Uh, I mean, wasted! Nah, no, no,

[beep]

Toot Braunstein: faced. YEAH, that's it,

[beep]

Toot Braunstein: faced.

Child Services Representative: Miss Braunstein, we found your baby shoplifting.

Toot Braunstein: Shoplifting? I spare you the pain of all those vaccination shots and THIS is how you repay me?

[Toot starts shaking her baby]

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Toot Braunstein: [in the confessional] Even this incitful sattire of religion couldn't cheer me up. I thought i would never be happy again. But then I saw something, something that would change my life forever. And suddenly, I knew the solution to all my problems!

Person offscreen: Yeah, ice cream lard ass!

Toot Braunstein: [angrily] NOOOOO!

[happy again]

Toot Braunstein: A baby!

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Wooldoor Sockbat: This doesn't make sense... How do you horribly "penis" someone?

Spanky Ham: Alright, but I'm only gonna show you this one more time...

[he says as he starts unzipping his shorts]

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Captain Hero: [while talking about Hustler magazine] It gives every man x-ray vision, if you know what I mean. Buy a copy and see for yourself.

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Toot Braunstein: [Toot enters drunk to the house] Mommy's home!

Toot Braunstein: [Toot rises her skirt and vomits inside of it] Who threw up in the air?

Princess Clara: And where have you been all night, mommy fattest?

Toot Braunstein: [Still inside her skirt full of vomit] I don't know! I don't know where I am now! For wherever I am somebody throw up everywhere!

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Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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