Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series)
No Thanks (1999)
Patricia Heaton: Debra Barone
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Marie Barone : Debra, I don't know why your rolls are all left. I liked them. The burnt part gave them some flavor. Don't worry about those pots and pans, honey. I know how to do those.
Debra Barone : Well, cleaning is cleaning.
Marie Barone : [exiting] You'd think so.
[Debra picks up a frying pan and starts charging toward Marie. Ray grabs the pan out of her hands]
Ray Barone : All right. There it is. The raising of the pan. Thanksgiving is officially over.
Debra Barone : And always with that little smile. She's so good at that.
Ray Barone : Yeah. That was like a drive-by.
Debra Barone : I should just tell her to...
Ray Barone : You know what you could do?
Debra Barone : What?
Ray Barone : Gobble. Yeah, if you gobble, then she'll get bored, and she'll just leave you alone.
Debra Barone : Thanks.
Ray Barone : "Oh, Debra, I envy you, the way you can just roll out of bed and put on anything and not even care" Gobble gobble gobble gobble!
Debra Barone : You know what? You might be right.
Ray Barone : What?
Debra Barone : Everything I told Ally about pretending it doesn't bother her, why haven't I tried that with your mother?
Ray Barone : Because that's how you deal with children. Yeah, okay... but normal children. This one's big and a little off her nut.
Debra Barone : No no. Every time Marie says something mean or insulting, I get mad. Maybe that's why she keeps doing it. I should just change the way I react to her. God, that's in every book.
Ray Barone : Books. There's nothing wrong with how you react.
Debra Barone : Ray, I wanted to hit her with a frying pan.
Ray Barone : Get in line.