- Colonel K: [on viewscreen] What's wrong with Penfold?
- Danger Mouse: You mean apart from his usual incompetence, inadequasy and lack of courage?
- Penfold: 'Ere, there's nothing usual about my incompetence, inadequasy and lack of courage!
- Danger Mouse: Ah, there you are.
- Penfold: If a shark eats me, I shall never speak to you again!
- Danger Mouse: You're saving the world, Penfold!
- Penfold: [sarcastically] Oh goody, oh 'eck!
- Doctor Augustus P. Crumhorn III: Now Dangermouse is doomed. And with him, hahaha, the world! Hahahaha!
- Penfold: [DM is pulling up Penfold by his ears] Aw! My ears, you're hurting my ears.
- Danger Mouse: I could hold on to your eyebrows.
- Penfold: Hang on to my ears! Hang on to my ears!