- Huey Freeman: Uh, is the cop here for me or Riley?
- Robert 'Granddad' Freeman: Your brother got caught spraying graffiti on... Wait. Why would he be here for you?
- Huey Freeman: Uh, no reason.
- Uncle Ruckus: This is just more proof that the white man made a tragic misjudgment when he made it legal to teach niggers to read and write. Paint faster! Oh what? What? You call that art? Huh? Ain't no nigger ever been good at drawing! If Michelangelo had been black, Jesus would look like George Jefferson! Keep painting!
- Riley Freeman: Now, I know dis is gonna come as a huge surprise to everyone, but I'm da artist. That's right, people. I know, amazin', ain't it? So young, so young.
- [Robert takes pictures of Riley's latest mural that was painted on his house]
- Robert 'Granddad' Freeman: It's so beautiful. Thank you, boy. Well, that's it. Out of memory. You can start cleaning it off now.
- Riley Freeman: Wha? But... Wha?
- Robert 'Granddad' Freeman: No buts. Start drawing on paper and this wouldn't happen. Nobody told you to paint all over my house because you want to make a point. This ain't Beat Street.