When a dam breaks and floods a nearby town, South Park residents assume it was caused by global warming and barricade themselves in the community center.
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[making a diagram of global warming damage
Everyone below this line needs to be evacuated. Everyone above this line is already dead. We're stuck here in the middle. These states might be okay, they're balmy. New York is gonna have huge tidal waves that affect this whole area.
[looks at the board and realized his diagram looks like a penis
Oh, godammit! Godammit!