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"South Park" The Death of Eric Cartman (TV Episode 2005) Poster

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Cartman: Well, it's all done. My soul is at peace. I think I can go now.

Butters: So I won't see you again?

Cartman: Don't be sad butters. What awaits each person in heaven is eternal bliss, divine rest, and ten thousand dollars in cash.

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Stephen Stotch: There's no reason to be afraid of things that aren't real; there's plenty of real things to be scared of. Like super AIDs.

Butters: Ah, s-super AIDs?

Stephen Stotch: That's right. A new form of AIDs that is resistant to drugs. Just one tea spoon of super AIDs in your butt and you're dead in three years.

Butters: Agh! Oh, Jesus!

Stephen Stotch: So, now you feel better? Ghosts don't exist, and there's nothing to be afraid of. Except for super AIDs.

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Butters: Preacher says that sometimes before your soul can be at peace, you have to atone for something bad you did.

Cartman: Atone?

Butters: Did you ever do anything really bad?

Cartman: Not really...

Cartman: [rubbing his chin thinking; next scene he's with Butters as Butters is writing down a long list of things Cartman is rambling off]

Cartman: Let's see... oh, and I broke Mr. Anderson's fence and I never told him about it.

Butters: Broke fence...

Butters: [writing]

Cartman: I took a crap in the principal's purse. Seven times. Then there was the time I convinced a woman to have an abortion so I could build my own Shakey's Pizza. I pretended to be retarded and joined the Special Olympics. Tried to have all of the Jews exterminated last Spring. Ahhh, oh, yeah - there's this one kid whose parents I had killed and made into chili which I then fed to the kid.

Butters: Boy, oh boy, Eric, you got a lot to atone for.

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