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"South Park" Best Friends Forever (TV Episode 2005) Poster

(TV Series)

(2005)

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[the crowds gather outside Hell's Pass Hospital protesting for the feeding tube to be reinserted into Kenny in his persistent vegetative state]

Stan: [shouts] Don't kill Kenny!

Crowd: [shouts] You bastards!

Stan: [shouts] Don't kill Kenny!

Crowd: [shouts] You bastards!

Uriel: [drifting through the crowd] No! No, they're not killing him, they're letting him die!

Skeeter: [shouts] You bureaucrats have no right to play God and take that tube out!

Gabriel: [explaining] No, no, you see, they were playing God when they put the feeding tube *in*!

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[the protesters get a hearing at the White house]

George W. Bush: We Republicans are deeply saddened by the tragic events in Colorado.

[the crowd cheers and a hooded figure appears]

Kevin the Hooded Figure: [whispers] Removing the feeding tube is murder. *hiss*

George W. Bush: Removing the feeding tube is murder!

Kevin the Hooded Figure: [whispers] Who are we to decide if Kenny should live or die? *hiss*

George W. Bush: Who are we to decide if Kenny should live or die?

Kevin the Hooded Figure: [whispers] It is God's will that he live. *hiss*

George W. Bush: It is God's will that he live!

[Kevin hisses, and Bush mimics]

George W. Bush: Hughughughughughughug...

Kevin the Hooded Figure: [whispers] No, no, you don't say that part! *hiss*

George W. Bush: [mimics] No, no, you don't say that part, hughughughughug.

[the crowd becomes stunned and confused]

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[the boys arrive at Hell's Pass Hospital and find Kenny in a persistent vegetative state]

Stan: [surprised] Kenny?

Kyle: [jubilant] Kenny! You're alive!

Stan: Dude, how'd you do that?

[pause]

Doctor: He can't respond to you, boys. Being dead for that long caused a severe damage to his brain.

Cartman: Well... well, then he's not alive.

Mrs. McCormick: He's alive. He smiles when I talk to him, I think...

Cartman: That's not Kenny! Kenny sniffs paint and sets things on fire! Here, look.

[climbs onto Kenny's bed, holding up a dollar bill to Kenny]

Cartman: Kenny, Kenny, look. Want a dollar?

[long pause]

Mr. McCormick: I don't know if it's right to keep Kenny alive on that machine. I just... I don't know what he would want.

Stan: Yeah, the lawyer lost that page.

Cartman: Oh, I just remembered! Kenny told me this one time, that he wouldn't wanna be kept alive by a feeding tube.

Mrs. McCormick: He did? When?

Cartman: [figuring out] Um, it was, um, this one time...

Kyle: He did not say that! You just want him dead so you can have his stupid PSP!

Cartman: Stupid? PSP is stupid? Did you all hear that?... Uh, I mean... I mean, this isn't about the PSP, Kyle! This is about my friend and his wishes! And Kenny said he didn't want to live like this!

Kyle: He did not!

Cartman: Did so!

Kyle: Did not!

Cartman: [shouts] Fine! We'll see about this, you freakin' Jew! I'm gonna get that feeding tube removed if I have to go all the way to the Supreme Court!

[walks out the door]

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[Kenny has just reached level 60 on the PSP game]

Kenny: [muffled] Yes!

[he dances around in jubilee]

Kenny: [muffled] Woohoo! I did it! I reached level s...

[a truck runs him over]

Driver: [playing his PSP] Oh yeah, level 4, sweet!

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[the crowds gather inside Hell's Pass Hospital in the battle for the feeding tube]

Kyle: [shouts] We all want the country to see that Kenny is alive, and in pain!

Cartman: [shouts] I believe the people at home see he's not in pain because he's a tomato!

Kyle: [shouts] You say tomato, but I say Kenny!

Cartman: [shouts] You say Kenny, but I say tomato!

Cartman's Side: [shouts] Tomato!

Kyle's Side: [shouts] Kenny! Kenny!

Cartman's Side: [shouts] Tomato!

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