The Millenial New Year is approaching, and everyone in waiting expectantly for Jesus (who lives in South Park) to provide a message of guidance and hope for the next thousand years. Jesus, however, feels lost and uncertain of what to do, so he turns to his father and asks him to make an appearance. God tells his son that the people are not yet ready to see him, which means Jesus is on his own. Meanwhile, Stan is upset because all his friends are having their first periods and starting puberty. Written by
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Jesus' home address is 80122. The zip code is from Littleton, Colorado where the creators grew up. See more
[to an old Rod Stewart in a wheel chair
Hey, Rod, great to see you. Uh, the folk are sure glad you're playing. It's giving them a lot of faith in me again. I'm sure together we can make this millennium party the best New Year's bash ever!
You pooped your pants? Nurse, Mr. Stewart has apparently pooped his pants.
Again? Now, Mr. Stewart, what did we say about trying to hold in Mr. Dookie?