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(TV Series)

(1998)

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[as Homer hangs naked, from a hot air balloon]

Sideshow Mel: Dear Lord, look at that blimp! He's hanging from a balloon!

Carl Carlson: How d'you do ma'am?

Lenny Leonard: Hope this evening finds you well.

Marge Simpson: Oh, knock it off, you perverts!

Chief Wiggum: Boy, I'll tell you. They only come out at night. Or, in this case, uh, the daytime.

Marge Simpson: When we got married, is this how you thought we'd be spending our Saturdays? Driving out to the boondocks to buy a refridgerator motor?

Homer Simpson: Eh, I never thought I'd live this long.

Marge Simpson: We drank so much, that night!

Homer Simpson: Yeah, I thought Bart would be born a dimwit.

[laughs]

Marge Simpson: [laughs uneasily] Yeah...

Homer Simpson: Well, this time I'm drunk on love... and beer.

Farmer: If somebody's in here, you're in for some serious ass-forkin'!

Marge Simpson: Oh, this is so naughty. Coming back to our old love-nest.

Homer Simpson: It hasn't changed since that magical evening when I knocked you up.

Maude Flanders: Rod, you've got small, girlish hands. Reach in and fish it out.

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Bart Simpson: There's gotta be something to do around here. Hey, are they pulling the plug on anybody today?

Grampa Simpson: Nope, everybody's paid up.

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Homer Simpson: Hey, look what was in here! A program from that guy's funeral.

Marge Simpson: You mean Frank Grimes?

Homer Simpson: Yeah! Yeah! Whatever happened to that guy?

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Grampa Simpson: Now you got her, Bart. Jump Lisa's king.

Rod Flanders: I'm not Bart. I'm Rod Flanders.

Grampa Simpson: There you go with that smart mouth! Lisa, run outside and cut me a switch.

Todd Flanders: Yes sir!

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Carl Carlson: Hey Homer, see you at Moe's?

Lenny Leonard: He put new electrical tape on the cushions!

Homer Simpson: Sorry, guys. Marge and I are spending the weekend at a bed 'n' breakfast.

Carl Carlson: Oh, trying to jump-start the old marriage, huh?

Lenny Leonard: Can I come?

Homer Simpson: Nah, it'd just be awkward. What with the sex and all.

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Homer Simpson: Now they did say bed *and* breakfast, right?

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Bart Simpson: You guys are sick.

[Bart and Lisa leave]

Marge Simpson: You don't think there's anything wrong with what we're doing, do you?

Homer Simpson: I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong!

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Lisa Simpson: Wow! An alternate ending to "Casablanca". Bart, this could be priceless!

Bart Simpson: Priceless like a mother's love, or the good kind of priceless?

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Grampa Simpson: Cut me a switch!

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Chief Wiggum: They only come out in the night. Or in this case, the daytime.

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[Seeing a naked Homer dangling from a balloon]

Sideshow Mel: Look at that blimp... And he's hanging from a balloon.

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Marge Simpson: Kids, I want to explain about the stadium. You see, sometimes, Moms and Dads get a little accustomed to each other.

Homer Simpson: Dads especially.

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Homer Simpson: [Homer and Marge, both naked, land in the middle of a football field as the crowd gasps, cheers, and whistles] Why don't you take a picture? It will last longer.

[the whole crowd lights up with camera flashes]

Homer Simpson: D'oh!

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