- Homer Simpson: Marge, you can't go with me to Moe's. I mean, how would you like it if I came with you to your mother's?
- Marge Simpson: I would like it. You never come to my mother's.
- Homer Simpson: That's because I hate her.
- Homer Simpson: I've never been so embarrassed. And the worst part is, this is brunch so you've ruined two meals! I'll see you all at lupper!
- Marge Simpson: You're my Homie-womie-romie-domie...
- Homer Simpson: And you're my Margie-wargie-bargie-fargie-gargie-margie-targie-glargie.
- Bart Simpson: Dad, mom's spending more time at Moe's than you are.
- Lisa Simpson: And they seem awfully chummy.
- Homer Simpson: Just what are you inferring?
- Lisa Simpson: I'm not inferring anything. You infer, I imply.
- Homer Simpson: Whooh! That's a relief.