The Simpsons (TV Series)

Duffless (1993)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz

Quotes 

• [Lisa comes back to her room to find her science project report stolen] 

  Bart Simpson : Looking for something?

  [Bart is sitting in her chair, stroking Snowball II a la Ernst Stavro Blofeld] 

  Lisa Simpson : What have you done with my report?

  Bart Simpson : I've hidden it.

  [Lisa runs out] 

  Bart Simpson : To find it, you'll have to decipher a series of clues, each more fiendish than...

  Lisa Simpson : Got it!

  Bart Simpson : D'oh!

• Principal Skinner : [seeing Bart's science project]  "Go-Go Ray"?

  Bart Simpson : Allow me to demonstrate.

  [turns switch to "Mashed Potato" and zaps Skinner] 

  Principal Skinner : AH! What the-?

  [He does the Mashed Potato across the room. Mrs. Krabappel laughs. Bart turns the switch to "Monkey" and zaps her] 

  Edna Krabappel : AH! Can't... stop... doing... the Monkey!

• Homer Simpson : What's your project for the science fair, Boy?

  Bart Simpson : I thought I'd do a study on the effects of cigarette smoking on dogs

  [Santa's Little Helper comes in with a cigarette in his mouth] 

  Marge Simpson : Bart, don't give cigarettes to the dog!

• Lisa Simpson : [writing]  I propose to determine the answer to the question: Is My Brother Dumber Than A Hamster?

  Bart Simpson : [passing by]  Hey, Lis, look what I can do!

  [sticks his entire fist in his mouth, then tries, unsuccessfully, to pull it out again] 

  Bart Simpson : Doggone it.