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(TV Series)

(2002)

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Ronaldo: I make as much as Malcolm in the Middle, and because I have no parents, my earnings remain unstolen.

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Marge Simpson: It's awfully expensive to fly to Brazil.

Lisa Simpson: Not if we buy our tickets on the internet. It's really cheap if we change planes in Phoenix, Honolulu, Sun City, and East St. Louis, spend the night in a haunted house, and leave right now.

Homer Simpson: Then it's settled. The Simpsons are going to Brazil.

Bart Simpson: And I'll have been on every continent.

Lisa Simpson: Except Antarctica.

Homer Simpson: Then it's settled. The Simpsons are going to Antarctica.

[brief pause]

Homer Simpson: Next year. This year, Brazil.

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Homer Simpson: Don't you know the boys from Brazil are little Hitlers? I saw it in a movie whose name I can't remember.

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Lisa Simpson: Why must you fight with every utility?

Homer Simpson: I told you. I have too much time on my hands.

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Kidnapper #2: I have sent the ransom note. If your family wants to see you alive again, they would be wise to pay.

Homer Simpson: Oh, I don't know. They've been seeing me alive for free for a long time.

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Homer Simpson: Hello, Flanders. I need 100 grand.

Ned Flanders: Well, I don't really have that much, but, uh, if you need it that bad, you'll be in my prayers.

Homer Simpson: Go suck a Bible.

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Kidnapper: [opens suitcase full of money] Ahh, look at all that pink and purple. Our money sure is gay.

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Marge Simpson: Can we have another baby?

Homer Simpson: No way! I still haven't lost the weight I put on from the last one.

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Bart Simpson: Time for Brazil's favorite kids' show, Teleboobies.

[turns on TV]

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Ronaldo: I tried to write, but I didn't know what state you lived in.

Lisa Simpson: It's a bit of a mystery, yes, but if you look at the clues, you can figure it out.

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Homer Simpson: Taxi!

[gets into taxi]

Kidnapper: [points gun at Homer] My American friend, I'm afraid that this is a kidnapping.

Homer Simpson: So that means I don't have to pay the fare?

Kidnapper: I... I suppose.

Homer Simpson: Woo-hoo!

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Kidnapper: Behold... the Amazon! But quick, because we are burning it down.

Homer Simpson: Listen, I really need a rest stop.

Kidnapper #2: Again?

Homer Simpson: I have a bladder the size of a Brazil nut.

Kidnapper: Uh... We just call them nuts here.

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Lisa: I'm trying to call Janey, but I can't get a dial tone.

Marge: Your father refuses to pay the bill, so the company cut our phone lines.

Lisa: [sighs] Why must you fight every utility?

Homer: [annoyed] I told you, I have too much free time.

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Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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