Marge Simpson: It's awfully expensive to fly to Brazil.
Lisa Simpson: Not if we buy our tickets on the internet. It's really cheap if we change planes in Phoenix, Honolulu, Sun City, and East St. Louis, spend the night in a haunted house, and leave right now.
Homer Simpson: Then it's settled. The Simpsons are going to Brazil.
Bart Simpson: And I'll have been on every continent.
Lisa Simpson: Except Antarctica.
Homer Simpson: Then it's settled. The Simpsons are going to Antarctica.
Homer Simpson: Next year. This year, Brazil.
Homer Simpson: Hello, Flanders. I need 100 grand.
Ned Flanders: Well, I don't really have that much, but, uh, if you need it that bad, you'll be in my prayers.
Homer Simpson: Go suck a Bible.
Kidnapper: [opens suitcase full of money] Ahh, look at all that pink and purple. Our money sure is gay.
Homer Simpson: Don't you know the boys from Brazil are little Hitlers? I saw it in a movie whose name I can't remember.
Lisa Simpson: Why must you fight with every utility?
Homer Simpson: I told you. I have too much time on my hands.
Kidnapper #2: I have sent the ransom note. If your family wants to see you alive again, they would be wise to pay.
Homer Simpson: Oh, I don't know. They've been seeing me alive for free for a long time.
Marge Simpson: Can we have another baby?
Homer Simpson: No way! I still haven't lost the weight I put on from the last one.
Kidnapper: Behold... the Amazon! But quick, because we are burning it down.
Homer Simpson: Listen, I really need a rest stop.
Kidnapper #2: Again?
Homer Simpson: I have a bladder the size of a Brazil nut.
Kidnapper: Uh... We just call them nuts here.
Bart Simpson: Time for Brazil's favorite kids' show, Teleboobies.
[turns on TV]
Ronaldo: I tried to write, but I didn't know what state you lived in.
Lisa Simpson: It's a bit of a mystery, yes, but if you look at the clues, you can figure it out.
Homer Simpson: Taxi!
[gets into taxi]
Kidnapper: [points gun at Homer] My American friend, I'm afraid that this is a kidnapping.
Homer Simpson: So that means I don't have to pay the fare?
Kidnapper: I... I suppose.
Homer Simpson: Woo-hoo!