The Simpsons (TV Series)

Bart of Darkness (1994)

Harry Shearer: Principal Skinner, Dr. Hibbert, Scratchy, George Meany, Ned Flanders, Ravi Shankar

Quotes 

• Bart : [the night after Bart hears a woman scream from Flanders's house, Bart sees Flanders digging a hole in his backyard] 

  Bart : This can't be what it looks like. There's gotta be some other explanation!

  Ned Flanders : I wish there was some other explanation for this. But there isn't. I'm a murderer, I'm a murderer!

  Bart : Then that's not the real Ned Flanders.

  Ned Flanders : I'm a mur-diddly-urdler!

  Bart : If that's not Flanders, he's done his homework.

• Krusty : Hope you enjoyed that, kids, 'cause Krusty's out of here for the summer. In the meantime, we'll be running

  [groans] 

  Krusty : "Klassic Krusty".

  [Cut to Krusty episode that first aired on February 6th, 1961] 

  Krusty : Good evening. Tonight my guest is AFL/CIO chairman George Meany, who will be discussing collective bargaining agreements

  George Meaney : It's a pleasure to be here, Krusty

  Krusty : Let me be blunt: is there a labor crisis in America today?

  George Meaney : Well that depends what you mean by "crisis"...