Haley James Scott: Oh God, this bed is so comfortable.
Haley James Scott: Ooh that was attractive. Room service?
Nathan Scott: Actually let's have a proper sit-down breakfast somewhere, family style.
Haley James Scott: Family style sounds perfect.
Nathan Scott: Yeah, very funny Lucas. Your ass is still sleeping on the floor.
[he walks into the bathroom where Haley's taking a bubble bath]
Haley James Scott: Surprise. I switched rooms with Lucas, I don't have to sleep on the floor do I?
Nathan Scott: How'd you manage to switch rooms?
Haley James Scott: Well believe it or not Bevin "mastermind" maskey arranged the whole thing.
Nathan Scott: [whispers] Come here. You have any room in there for me?
Haley James Scott: I thought you'd never ask.
[Nathan jumps in the bath fully clothed]
Haley James Scott: NATHAN!! haha. Come here.
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: [voiceover] Most of our life is a series of images that pass us by like towns on the highway. But sometimes a moment stuns us as it happens and we know that this instant is more than a fleeting image. We know that this moment, every part of it, will live on forever.
Rachel: Look, I was trying to help you out. I'm sorry if it's not what you wanted.
Peyton Elizabeth Sawyer: You know what? Ya can't see it, but underneath my sunglasses, I'm rolling my eyes.
Rachel Gattina: Well, well, looks like somebody had a rough night.
Peyton: Says the girl who poured drinks down my throat, and then dropped me off in my best friend's boyfriend's bed.
Rachel Gattina: Look, I just led you to the door sweetheart.
Peyton: We're not giant pandas, you know? You can't just put us together and expect us to mate, and do me a favor, talk soft, you got a terrible voice.
Skills: Baby, you look hot.
Bevin: Oh no, I don't really have a fever. That was a lie.
Keith Scott: Whitey, what are you doing in our room?
Coach Whitey Durham: Don't you mean our room? Oh, the two of you shacked up together in sin. That's a bad example to the children. Ya oughta be ashamed of yourselves.
Karen Roe: But, uh...
Coach Whitey Durham: Oh, don't worry Karen. I'll take good care of him. Well, what have we got here? Mmmm... truffles.
Brooke Penelope Davis: I cannot believe that director lady. I hate her. She was wearing white and it is way after Veteran's Day.
Haley James Scott: Labor Day.
Brooke Penelope Davis: Whatever, almanac girl.
Girl at Rogue Vogue: You know, the schedule has changed.
Brooke Penelope Davis: Okay. Good change or bad change?
Girl at Rogue Vogue: Your clothes don't show until tomorrow.
Brooke Penelope Davis: That's a bad change.
Girl at Rogue Vogue: Yeah. Looks like you have a cheer-cision to make.
Brooke Penelope Davis: [to Haley] We on schedule, navigation girl?
Peyton Elizabeth Sawyer: You never worked so hard for anything in your life, except your fake ID!
Lucas Eugene Scott: You know, Peyton, you can learn a lot from Ellie. She struck me as tough.
Peyton Elizabeth Sawyer: Yeah.
Lucas Eugene Scott: And that's important. But, I also think you can learn a lot from her mistakes. Don't live your life alone. Let us in.
Haley James Scott: Brooke, what the heck? What about the fashion show?
Brooke Penelope Davis: I have the rest of my life for that stuff. Not so much to be seventeen with my friends.
Peyton Sawyer: You are so happy your not me right now.
Brooke: You sound level ten hungover.
Peyton Sawyer: Yeah, well, you should see me.
Brooke: Yeah, you look like ass too.
Peyton Elizabeth Sawyer: How drunk was I last night?
Lucas Eugene Scott: Drunk enough to puke six times.
Peyton Elizabeth Sawyer: Lemme guess. Rachel?
Lucas Eugene Scott: Yeah. Rachel's probably not the best person to use the buddy system with.
Peyton Elizabeth Sawyer: I feel like you're always rescuing me. Also like there's a giant elephant standing on my head.
Rachel: Bevin, quit making an L before you do that move.
Bevin: It's the only way I can remember it's left and not right.
Rachel: Well, stop. It looks like you're making the Loser sign.
[Rachel turns her back, Bevin makes the Loser sign to her with the wrong hand, one of the other girls correct her]
Rachel: Sorry I'm not good for a shoulder to lean on.
Peyton Elizabeth Sawyer: That's okay because I'm not looking for one, but I am looking for another drink.
Peyton Elizabeth Sawyer: Ellie would have love this.
Brooke Penelope Davis: And Rachel will hate this. Win Win.