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Girl: What was *that*?

Boy: A meteorite! A lunar meteorite!

Girl: A meteorite?

Crow T. Robot: A lunar meteorite?

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Girl: That's a great stew. What's in it?

Johnny Longbow: Oh, a lot of things.

Tom Servo: Rattlesnake, Velveeta.

Johnny Longbow: Chicken, corn, chili, green pepper... onions...

Mike Nelson: Hair...

Johnny Longbow: Well, it's kind of an old recipe around here.

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Johnny Longbow: I know what you're thinking.

Tom Servo: I'm boring and my slideshow eats.

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Mike Nelson: [as the Moon Beast is dying] Hey, I'm in a Buggles video!

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Mike Nelson: [as a Native American performs a ceremony] WHO wants a light bulb? Light bulb, here! C'mon! Two dollars! Got a light bulb!

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Mike Nelson: [Kathy has a blank expression on her face] Brain has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down.

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Paul: That's Albuquerque over there. And that road leads to Santa Fe, northeast. And the river is over there...

Kathy: Paul, where are we exactly?

Crow T. Robot: I'm telling you. What do you want? Longitude and latitude?

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Johnny Longbow: PAUL is not PAUL ANYMORE!

Crow T. Robot: He's SUPER-PAUL!

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Paul: I guess I blacked out...

Mike Nelson: Uh... excuse me, you *African American*-ed out...

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Paul: We could go back to my place.

Kathy: Your place?

Paul: My place.

Crow T. Robot: [Lightning flashes, as God] NOT HIS PLACE, FORNICATORS.

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[after the woman suggests treating Paul's injury with antiseptic]

Paul: [enthusiastic] We can go back to my place. I've got all kinds of antiseptics there!

Tom Servo: Dozens, no, *hundreds* of antiseptics!

Woman: Your place?

Paul: Yeah.

Mike Nelson: I call it "Antiseptic Manor."

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