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"Mystery Science Theater 3000" Future War (TV Episode 1999) Poster

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Sister Ann: How is it you know English today, but you didn't know English yesterday?

Mike Nelson: Bad screenwriting, really.

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Tom Servo: Look, the cardboard boxes aren't working, okay? Try throwing a piece of paper or a cotton ball!

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Tom Servo: [as the spaceship comes into view on screen] Wait! Another movie started!

Mike Nelson: [identifies the ship which the front looks much like a dustbuster] Dustbuster Galactica.

Crow T. Robot: [summarizing the film] Maybe this is an anthology of short, plotless movies.

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[an opening credit says "special appearance by Mel Novak"]

Mike Nelson: It'd be more special if we knew who the hell he was!

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Mother Superior: Keep your eyes open. God always answers prayers...

Crow T. Robot: But only from Catholics!

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Mike Nelson: [after a dinosaur has been killed] I came to warn you... an asteroid.

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Tom Servo: [upon seeing one of the actors is named "Robert Z'dar"] Oh, Z'no.

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Crow T. Robot: [during the opening credits] I'm not even going to watch this credit, I'm just going to look away until it's gone.

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[while observing the lead actor of "Future War"]

Crow: Hey, it's Jean-Claude Van Damme!

Mike Nelson: More like Jean-Claude Gosh Darn.

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Crow T. Robot: [as the cyborg crashes into the church from above] It's SuperPope!

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Mike Nelson: Battle of the guys who peaked in high school!

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[Runaway is surrounded by cardboard boxes]

Crow T. Robot: He's "boxed" in!

Mike Nelson: Yeah, well I'm card-"bored".

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Sister Ann: Drive! Drive!

Crow T. Robot: Look, how much more can I drive? There's no inherent quantity of driving that I can increase! Of course, if you want me to go faster, then you need to tell me that.

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[as Runaway and the cyborg fight]

Crow T. Robot: This is hard to watch because I care about them both so much.

Mike Nelson: I care about the boxes. I mean, why should innocent freight have to suffer?

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[seeing the name "Andre Scruggs" in the opening credits]

Tom Servo: Ah, the French country singer.

Crow T. Robot: Yeah, he's usually paired with Guillaume Tubbs.

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Tom Servo: [referring to the fake boxy-looking spaceship] Meanwhile, the things my stereo came in fly through space!

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Crow T. Robot: [Making fun of one of the obese characters] I'll loan him some flesh.

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Crow T. Robot: [Runaway is making a grunting face surrounded by boxes] Don't come in yet!

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[upon seeing one of the actors is named "Robert Z'dar"]

Mike Nelson: Oh, Z'no.

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