Crow (as Oliver): "Please, sir. May I have a blanket?"
"Zing! It's like Nick and Nora Charles!"
Crow: "Is my Aunt Minnie in there?"
Crow, Mike, and Tom sing the song of the witch's guards.
Crow: "The Wonderful World of Color"
Crow: "I'm Mr. B Natural!"
Crow (singing): "Once you have found him, never let him go."
Mike: "The 'Rio Bravo' set"
"Far" Mike: "A note to follow 'so'?"
"Will Geer and James Coburn are the odd couple. "
"He made A saddle out of Grover!"
Mike: "Witchy Poo!"
Crow: "Carla heard a Who."
"Hard to look menacing when your dressed like Maude
"This is the scene they always show in "That's Entertainment""
Mike: "Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown."
Crow sings "Knights of the Round Table."
Mike: "He looks like Sam, the American eagle."
'I know you! You're Alvy Singer!'
Tom: "I thought you were Dale."
Tom forges the One Ring and gives it to Mike.
Mike: "Hair Club for Men: The Final Conflict"
Referenced by Tom
Mike: "The alternate ending to 'Ice Pirates'"
Mike: "We did 'Superstar' together."
"'cuse me I gotta get to my Ladyhawk edition"
Crow: "There can be only one . . . or two!"
Crow: "Do your Mr. Burns face again."
"Will the cast of Doctor Quinn:Medicene Woman clear the set"
Crow: "They're playing the chord from 'A Day in the Life.'"
"A Power Rangers coin everyone"
Mike: "This movie's like playing 'Doom' when there are no monsters or opponents."
Tom: "Priscilla, Queen of the Desert"
Tom: "Kind of like 'Waterworld'"
'Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell' is the featured movie in this 'MST3K' episode.