Penfold is typing the memoirs of Danger Mouse and himself. But when Colonel K tells them several important items have disappeared with a load 'Kazonk', so do DM and his assistant.
Did You Know?
Would you like to read the masterpiece that will be the talk of the publishing world for years to come?
Yes, I can hardly wait!
[takes the piece of paper from Penfold
[clears throat to start reading
Ah. Once upin a tone, There was a white moose who ligged in a red pillar bog with his f-friend, who was a homster. Allistair Maclain eat your heart out.
Spoofs Tarzan the Ape Man