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I Hate Valentine's Day (2009)

PG-13 | | Comedy, Romance | 24 April 2009 (Bolivia)
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A florist, who abides by a strict five-date-limit with any man, finds herself wanting more with the new restaurateur in town.

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In Manhattan, Genevieve Gernier owns a flower shop and has a personal dating rule: a limit of five dates with a man to avoid a relationship. When Greg Gatlin buys a restaurant nearby her shop, they decide to date. However, after five dates, Genevieve is not happy with her rule and does not know how to meet Greg again. Written by Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

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Roses are red, violets are blue... Oh, screw it. See more »

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Comedy | Romance

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Rated PG-13 for some sexual content | See all certifications »

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24 April 2009 (Bolivia)  »

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Al diablo con el amor  »

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$3,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

BRL 607,982 (Brazil) (26 April 2009)

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$10,060 (USA) (12 July 2009)
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John Corbett and Nia Vardallos are also a couple in My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2. Ian Gomez, Nia's real life husband also appears in I Hate Valentine's Day and both Fat Greek Wedding films. See more »

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During the Kamikaze Karaoke scene, the black woman with the pearl necklace is shown clapping in the audience, but the scene cuts to her exiting the stage to the applause. See more »

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References The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005) See more »

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This Movie Should Be Banned
9 April 2011 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

My only hesitations about writing a review is first, I watched it, and second, I did not have a zero stars choice.

Based on the Supreme Court definition, this movie is pornography, i.e., totally without redeeming social value. On the other hand, I should move to Brazil because someone gave it four stars. What is in the water there?

Who is Nia Vardalos? She "starred" in, wrote and either she is a gillionaire who financed this movie, or has a very rich husband/lover who put up the money, or has friends whom everyone should have.

The movie is totally inane. On the other hand, presumably, it provided employment for a whole bunch of people in a time of economic need. So I guess I can justify one star after all.


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