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A florist, who abides by a strict five-date-limit with any man, finds herself wanting more with the new restaurateur in town.

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In Manhattan, Genevieve Gernier owns a flower shop and has a personal dating rule: a limit of five dates with a man to avoid a relationship. When Greg Gatlin buys a restaurant nearby her shop, they decide to date. However, after five dates, Genevieve is not happy with her rule and does not know how to meet Greg again. Written by Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

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Roses are red, violets are blue... Oh, screw it. See more »

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Rated PG-13 for some sexual content | See all certifications »

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24 April 2009 (Bolivia)  »

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Al diablo con el amor  »

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$3,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

$5,009 (USA) (3 July 2009)

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$10,060 (USA) (10 July 2009)
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In the first deli scene Genevieve is lunching with her friends and the mustard bottle on their table alternates between opened/closed depending upon the camera location. See more »

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Warning: Artificial Romance Ahead: Full of Saccharine and tries too hard
6 August 2009 | by (the big screen) – See all my reviews

Let me say from the off we love romantic comedies; we will curl up happily together put the children to bed and watch a ton of these; even the not so good....

But...

This was just plain embarrassing from beginning to end. The plot, she only wants 5 dates with any man and then discovers she wants more, is just passable; but the execution is honestly awful.

It is just too too sweet - like a triple does of saccharine - there's no bite here at all - and the lines are good in an observational stand-up comedy sort of way but that can't sustain 90 minutes.

Honestly this should be avoided - it doesn't work, the chemistry is irritating and the mock HappyLand atmosphere is like the whole world is on Prozac.

Hate to say it but we actually hated this...


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