Gia Goodman: For a friendship to work you have to be completely honest. Which is something that I have absolutely no problem with. But you... you run from the truth.
Logan Echolls: Only when it's chasing me.
Gia Goodman: Do you know what I think? I think you use sarcasm and anger as a way to keep people from getting too close to you.
Logan Echolls: You know, I do. But it doesn't always work.
Gia Goodman: Tell me what you think about me. Seriously. Be completely honest.
Logan Echolls: G...
Veronica Mars: Dance with me.
Logan Echolls: Oh, god. You know, when I dreamed of this moment, 'I've Had the Time of My Life' was always playing. Oh, what can you do?
Veronica Mars: Freedom. That's what it's all about. But talking about it, and being it- that's two different things.
Logan Echolls: Phew. You came up all deliberate like. I figured you wanted to be first in line to ask me to the Sadie Hawkins dance, not recite my prize-winning essay.
Veronica Mars: Neither, actually. I'm quoting 'Easy Rider', which you may remember making me watch last summer.
Logan Echolls: That's funny. It sounds alot like my essay.
Veronica Mars: Yeah. Weird.
Logan Echolls: Hmm.
Jane Kuhne: Dances are the best fundraisers. The band made like, 3 grand at last year's.
Veronica Mars: This face- right here- my over-the-moon face.
Eli "Weevil" Navarro: I need your help.
Veronica Mars: Ah, if I had fifty bucks everytime someone said that...
Eli "Weevil" Navarro: Look, I know it's a drag being you...
Veronica Mars: No, seriously, I'm gonna need fifty bucks if you expect me to keep listening.
Gia Goodman: The demolition ceremony's gonna be fun. Are you nervous? What if you push the plunger and nothing happens?
Logan Echolls: You mean, like, if there were total silence? Let's try to imagine it.
Logan Echolls: Follow the bouncing ball. Not My Problem.
Mr. Wu: This is study hall. Do you two know what we do in study hall?
Jackie Cook: Give me a minute. I think I know this one.
Logan Echolls: Mexican dude, driving a truck. Oh, his truck had a bumper sticker. It said, "How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-... something."
Veronica Mars: Basically you're asking me because I'm the sluttiest person know?
Cindy "Mac" Mackenzie: Um, 'slutty' is your word choice. Mine was 'worldly.'
Lamb: Still picking winners, huh, Veronica?
Veronica: I told you, when I start picking losers, it's all you.
Cassidy "Beaver" Casablancas: That was positively suck-tastic.
Logan Echolls: [to Veronica] The whole dead Felix business has lost its intrigue for me. Once something stops being important to me, my memory gets a little fuzzy. Wait. Who are you?
Logan Echolls: [after being sworn in] Now, if you'll excuse me.
Woody Goodman: Where are you going?
Logan Echolls: I'm going to fire the sheriff.
Logan Echolls: Veronica, ask not what Logan can do for you. Ask what you can do for Logan.