Okay kids, looks like we only have time for one more speech today, so let's have, uh, Eric.
Thank you, Ms. Garrison. My speech is entitled "Ginger Kids". Children with red hair, light skin, and freckles. We've all seen them. On the playground, at the store, walking on the streets. They creep us out, and make us sick to our stomachs. I'm talking, of course, about Ginger kids.
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Aw, sick! Gross! Ginger kids are born with a disease, which causes very light skin, red hair and ...